While TAINTASTIC will forever be the team's name (despite Marty's attempts at sabotage), we occasionally need a back up in the event we race with two teams.  We have heard a number of creative ways to name your taint and we'd like you to share them.  The good ones will get used and you'll get credit on the official Taintastic website!  Seriously, you will.

Some already mentioned:
Caution Wet TAINT
They Call Him Mini-TAINT

Let's see what you got.