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Help Name Our Taint!

10/21/2010

7 Comments

 
While TAINTASTIC will forever be the team's name (despite Marty's attempts at sabotage), we occasionally need a back up in the event we race with two teams.  We have heard a number of creative ways to name your taint and we'd like you to share them.  The good ones will get used and you'll get credit on the official Taintastic website!  Seriously, you will.

Some already mentioned:
Caution Wet TAINT
They Call Him Mini-TAINT

Let's see what you got.
7 Comments
m
10/21/2010 04:13:28 am

Here's my 50cent worth...

My Taint is wetter than your Taint
Muy Tainto
Certified Taintologists
The Royal Taintenbaums

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m
10/21/2010 05:09:01 am

I forgot to add a couple to the list...

¡Three Taintigos!
TNTaint

A great article about our President and his fondness of Taint: http://www.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,1865370,00.html

m stands for Muy Tainto aka maxp00n aka Chris' little brother

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Porno
10/21/2010 09:26:35 am

You can do the obvious... "Tainted Love"

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Phe
10/21/2010 04:34:46 pm

1) Brazil
2) Taintalicious
3) Lichen Zie Taint

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Eric (see 2008 HMB Sprint)
10/22/2010 02:29:11 am

Why not get technical and just go with "perineum". To keep with the theme... "perineum-azing" :). Hope you are doing well and congrats on having such a good season.

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Derek M
10/22/2010 02:29:54 am

Taint that a shame?!

Taint it Black (I see a red door, and I want to.....)

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Key Cutting Tennessee link
3/6/2023 04:16:58 am

This wwas great to read

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